A February Without a Valentine

My apologies for the delay in posting. I just concluded the four toughest weeks of my cancer journey so far.

You may recall, I was relaunching chemo after a five month break to deal with spinal and brain tumours. On February 4 I underwent three days of chemo in hospital, loading up on toxins. I also underwent my first CT scan of my lungs in nearly six months. I had expected some growth after five months of no chemo, but I was surprised. My lung lesions were more numerous and more tumourous. One had sprung up next to a kidney. My oncologist, known for not giving up easily, said we will get a few chemo rounds in and give it a chance to shrink the tumours, which has been my pattern over and over.

I went home, and began my worst chemo reaction ever, one that made me think more realistically about death and fear Paul Newman.  White and red cells dropped, plasma fell and my blood-clotting platelets plummeted. I was exhausted, and short of breath. The breathing was getting tougher every day. I bled urine. That sent me to emergency (empty!) where the nice admissions nurse and I had this exchange:

ME: “I have stage 4 cancer and just completed three days of chemo. I went home, where I suffered the usual nausea, constipation, fatigue, combined with this mounting shortness of breath and sharp pain in my ribs, but the reason I am here now is that, for the first time ever, I just filled a toilet bowl with blood.”

HER: “But apart from that you’re healthy?”

Robin and I laughed at her cheery optimism.

I was sent home with a referral to a urologist.  I returned days later about the worsening breathing. I was told the tumour was producing fluid, filling my right lung. Maybe it could be drained, but the specialist was away for the long weekend. Two days later I returned, coughing blood. It seemed to go away after a day, and so did we. Everything was a daze of illness and hospital visits.

One of the things I learned: no more Paul Newman. Two years ago, I watched Cool Hand Luke. The next day I had a CT that showed, for the first time, tumours were returning. Then, a week ago, I watched The Hustler. The next morning, the skin began tearing off my penis in bloody little patches. (Photos available for purchase). No more Newman movies! He is a blue-eyed harbinger of doom.

I returned to hospital February 16 and stayed for three days while they concluded fibrous pockets of fluid in my lungs could not be drained successfully. Within hours, I was accepted into the home oxygen program, where I realized my new reality was no golf, no long family walks, and as few trips up the stairs as I could manage.

I was a shut-in. Me and all the blue-haired old ladies, watching TV too loud and eating tinned nuts. We cancelled our trip to Hawaii.

Last Friday, I developed chest pains. We called an ambulance, whose staff determined it was not a cardiac event. It might be anxiety. What do I have to feel anxious about?

First thing Monday morning I met with my oncologist for my onward and upward pep talk.

It didn’t go that way.

“Mike, We’ve reached that point we’ve dreaded for years. I’m stopping your chemo.”


“Because it’s killing you.”

“Can’t we just reduce it?”

“It wouldn’t be nearly strong enough to eliminate your disease, which is worsening every few days. So I’m moving you into the palliative care program.”

And that’s where we are, waiting to see what that will mean. And how long that means (no one knows.) I pictured palliative care as 10 people living in a beach house, wearing white gowns and staring at the ocean while someone plays a harp.

More likely, it is going to be lovely home care people visiting, making sure I am not in pain and can move around the house comfortably. I want to see old friends, but mostly I want to hug Robin and Will, as we have some things to explain to him.

I will post again.


3 thoughts on “A February Without a Valentine

  1. Hi Mike! Its Lee! Up until I found your blog, I was keeping track of your life/family/health thru Shannon Silverthorn. She was one of Cy’s teachers. So very glad I found your blog! I read it religiously. I’m so incredibly sorry Mike to hear of all of this. Fuck Cancer. You’ve been in so many of thoughts and all my prayers. Love, love, love the pictures of Will. The Cougar Games haven’t been the same since you left Regina dear friend. I send you hugs, love, warm bright light, prayers and screaming at the top of my lungs high fives, like Cymone Bouchard just scored a 3-pointer!

    All my love,

    P.S. if you have any of those pictures of your penis available, I’d like a couple copies. 🙂

  2. Mike. You may or may not remember me. i was married to Phil, whom you worked with at CBC Sask. I now work with an old friend of yours, Kelly Clark. It was kind of funny; shortly after I began working with her, we had a conversation about my dog, Sadie, a Border Collie from Gull Lake Saskatchewan, and a friend of hers with a dog named Slim, also a Border Collie. Who else has a dog named Slim?! I asked here, “what is Slim’s owner’s name” and quickly realized it was the same person, the Mike O’Brien I had met in Regina. Andd here I am today, writing to you at a time that you probably couldn’t give a rats ass about who I am or why I’m writing.

    You are a brave and brilliantly talented man. I have followed your career, and I have always been inspired by your talent and humour. I am very happy that I had the chance to meet you, and Slim, and I want you to know that I am holding you and your family in my thoughts and prayers, despite the fact I am not religious person. I am so very sorry to hear this tragic story, but your humour is like a anchor to help keep all of us grounded and reminded of what is really important in life. Thank you for sharing your story.

  3. Hey Mike,

    I just came across your blog. (Robbyn recently told me that you are an actor so of course I had to Google you. Wow, the things you don’t learn at playgroup!) I really appreciate your sense of humour and enjoy your writing. I just wish you could be writing about something else….I certainly second the “fuck cancer” thought. (Can’t say that out loud at playgroup, so I’m gonna say it here! It needs to be repeated.)

    We miss you on Wednesday mornings. I always enjoy hanging out and chatting with you. And it’s just not as much fun prepping the apples all by myself. Boo. 😉

    I’m glad to have found this blog to tell you that I’m thinking of you, Robin and Will often. I’m sending all the positive energy and thoughts I can to you.

    Take good care of each other,

    PS And in solidarity, that tasty, well-priced, Paul Newman pasta sauce is no longer welcome in my house. Damn you, Paul! 😉

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